Because We are Men and We can't help it! :D

Well it's been a month since I last blogged. Too much work and the not-so-easy-CA-student-lifestyle seldom leaves me with spare time. Also, i wanted to write something humorous this time and trust me it's quite difficult to fill 300 words of humor and make you laugh.(At-least for me)
I eventually could not come up with something good all this while but yesterday i read this article somewhere on the net. It had some questions WOMEN want an answer to. I thought I'll be the better person to answer them. So, without boring you anymore, go on, read it. I really hope you like it!
P.s. - No offence to the opposite sex. I truly love and respect them all. :)

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Because We are Men and We can't help it!

Question: Why are men such jerks?
Answer:  Many men aren't jerks, but sadly, the jerks seem to be the ones that get the most attention. Men aren't the same as women. They don't like to talk about their feelings very much. :)

Question: Why do men always have to ogle at other women?
Answer: This is a testosterone thing, we can't help it. Also, beauty is meant to be looked at, right? Actually, Women do it as well. They are just better at not getting caught. Duh!

Question: Why do men sometimes touch themselves at weird places in public?
Answer: We don't do that intentionally. We just make our li'l friend comfortable. Pretty much like you adjust your bra.

Question:  What's with all the belching and farting?
Answer: This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know that we're comfortable with you.  

Question: Why do men always say stupid things?
Answer: Well, we intentionally do that. It's great fun to see your counterpart irritated and I guess girls look very cute that way. (*_^)

Question: Why don't men talk much?
Answer: Well, you'll eventually learn that if you always land in a problem whenever you speak your heart out.

Question: Do men feel low at times?
Answer: Just because we guys don't have menstrual cycles doesn't mean we don't feel low. 

Question: Why can't men just share there feelings when they feel low?
Answer: We are not women. How the hell are we supposed to explain when we ourselves don't know that feeling in words.

Question: Do all men masturbate?
Answer: Yes! It's again a testosterone thing. We just need to remind our li'l friend time and again that it's not only there for pee thing.

Question: Why do we stare at a girl's breasts even before her face?
Answer: Well, that works like, if a girl is beautiful(at face) then we have an instant curiosity about her hanging parts and if she is not so beautiful why look at her face?

Question: Why do men hate shopping?
Answer: We can't express but it's highly irritating to roam around in search of clothes to various places and eventually buy the same dress we saw in the very first mall. We'd better play a game of cricket instead! *smirk*

Question: Why do men find blonde/bimbos attractive?
Answer:  Even leaving the physical aside, blonde/bimbos are generally much easier to get along (alone) with. They like having fun and doing exciting things.(You get what I am talking about! *wink*)

Question: What does it mean when men say, "I'm just not ready for a relationship right now" or "I don't want a girlfriend?"

Answer: It means that we like you enough to sleep with you, but not enough so that we want to see you repeatedly.

Question: Why do men only have one thing on their minds?
Answer: While technically correct, this statement is not strictly true. We may only be able to entertain one idea at a time, but we do think of lots of other things besides sex, such as sports and beer. We also get hungry quite often.

Well above all, we do fall in love and screw it up bad at times. We are weird, creepy, irritating and not-so-good words at times but then the opposite sex was made the smarter and you have to bear with us, Please! (^_^)
Lastly I remember a line from one of the leading authors, "Men/Boys are stupid. Forgive us. God made us that way!"